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Personal Pan Pizza 

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pussy 

Someone who does not like to participate in pizza parties and/or doesn't like to eat a lot of pizza. When ordering a pizza, they go with a personal pan, consume 2-3 slices on average, and ask for a box. They enjoy healthy, boring toppings such as veggies and eat their pizza with a fork and knife. Cream sauce is usually preferred over marinara sauce.
Bill: "Hey Tim, you wanna get hella pizza pies for the ultimate pizza party tonight."

Tim: "No thank you Bill. I think I will just have a personal pan with veggies. I'm trying to watch my figure."

Bill: "Dude, you are such a Personal Pan Pussy!"
Personal Pan Pussy by PizzaLove September 28, 2010

Personal Pan Pizza 

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

Personal Panic Lie 

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.
a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"