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oyster cracker 

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers
I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.
oyster cracker by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

Oyster Cracker 

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
Oyster Cracker by Kümloud January 9, 2021

Oyster Cracker 

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....
Oyster Cracker by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025