The friend that seems incoherent and shady. That friend that may seem intimidating at first but grows to become inseparable. The best friend anyone could ask for and an incredible athlete. believes in others even when they dont believe in themselves. awkward and funny but very handsome, usually gets all the hot girls, but with a Sam wingman its pretty much a given. This man can withstand and torment and still walk out with a smile on his face. walk through hell and go back to carry out his friends, the leader all teams and friends should have. a privilege to know and have in your life. when paired with a Sam be wary of endless laughter and endless football talks. they speak their own code so understanding them is useless. they enjoy every moment they have, like every friendship should. throw in a bacardi bottle and you have an unforgettable time... unless you black out. Never usually in a relationship but once true love is found, Oscar becomes the husband any girl would dream of, loyal, gorgeous, and caring.
by MyGiywe December 26, 2018
by OhYeah November 11, 2004
1.A Russian asshole that loves to ruin your day after it has started out going well and thinks he is a fucking communist. He often needs to be reminded that WE ARE IN THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
2.A way of murder which often consists of a frying pan,a large array of screwdrivers,three rakes,9 feet of rope,6 feet of barbwire,a bucket and a rusty butter knife.
2.A way of murder which often consists of a frying pan,a large array of screwdrivers,three rakes,9 feet of rope,6 feet of barbwire,a bucket and a rusty butter knife.
by Yorkselim December 3, 2010
A belief or theory that opinions and actions should be taken with a laid-back attitude and that life should be stress-free.
-Did you study for the exam?
-No, I'm gonna improvise it. I'm an Oscarist.
-An Oscarist?
-I believe in Oscarism. You know, whatever happens happens. If I pass, great. If I fail, then that's just part of life.
-No, I'm gonna improvise it. I'm an Oscarist.
-An Oscarist?
-I believe in Oscarism. You know, whatever happens happens. If I pass, great. If I fail, then that's just part of life.
by AnOscarist November 9, 2018
A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.
John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.
by vfuzz March 10, 2019
by surfdude610 July 29, 2011
the best guy you will EVER meet. He is the guy you will always wanna be with ( i know i do ) hey and p.s oscar
i love you and i always will
~ love cc
i love you and i always will
~ love cc
me:hey guys wanna see wat an awesome boyfriend oscar is to me??
friends; yush!
me : okays * shows a realy nice poem he wrote*
friends; yush!
me : okays * shows a realy nice poem he wrote*
by scarlet cline(chloe) October 15, 2011