by AnnaTpretty March 29, 2007
A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
by DrDean April 27, 2009
An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.
by guest drone #89 December 11, 2004
An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004
A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.
by Ryan Birney January 19, 2005
by Feathered Roadapple February 18, 2005
Orlando Bloom: Bend your ears to the distance, friends. I sense great danger approch...ing...uh, line please.
Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
by Veldrimal December 19, 2004