organ grinder 

A perverted man riding a crowded subway train or city bus grinding his dick on unsuspecting travelers using the rhythm of the ride to get his rocks off.

The organ grinder behind me GOT OFF before I did and the rest of my train ride was uneventfull.

organ grinder by C J Mirasola April 3, 2007

organ grinder 

A woman so stunning one is obligated to rub one out in her name.

That Hayden Panettiere is a real organ grinder.

organ grinder by The Porsche Monkey July 27, 2009

organ grinder 

The act of fucking one's partner in the ass after sprinkling sand on your dick.

We were having fun on the beach until it turned into an organ grinder.

organ grinder by CaptainHook February 1, 2007

organ grinder 

A cocksucker with braces

"Hey man, what's with those scars on your dick?"
"I ran into an organ grinder at a bar last week"

organ grinder by 360guy May 3, 2014

Organ Grinder 

A gay guy with a chipped tooth

After noticing the marks on his dick, he knew that guy was an organ grinder

Organ Grinder by RobertG January 7, 2006

Organ grinder 

an effeminate and sexually repulsive white male seen publicly with a simian Indian gf. Nearly all organ grinders have an ambiguous eunuch-like appearance which has caused them to continuously fail in social competition for a beautiful or sexy girl... until one day they accept their limitations and an aboriginal East Indian gf.
These guys are commonly very weak-willed and have yet to outgrow the "mama's boy" stage. Thus, their need to be cared for by a female is so strong that they will mate with an anthropoid woman because it means having someone to cling onto.

I wish I had said something about Steve's low self-esteem issues earlier on because that could have prevented him from becoming an organ grinder by settling for Priya.

Organ grinder by Khale November 11, 2012

Organ Grinder 

The most awesome sexually- talented gods gift to women available on earth.

Dana Sullivan: How do I become an organ grinder like mORGAN Laird?

Kelly : Lmfao Dana, you can try but we all know you will fail. There is only one organ grinder and we all know it's not you. It will always be mORGAN.

mORGAN: Thanks for the advertising Dana.

Organ Grinder by mORGAN Grinder July 26, 2025