This is a Dirty Sanchez, but can only be performed when the receiver eats a sizable quantity of Escolar. Escolar, commonly referred to as the "Olestra of the Sea", contains an indigestible oil, which, once passed through a digestive system, comes out as oily, orange diarrhea.
The result is an orange-colored moustache, as opposed to the usual brown.
I took this bitch out for some Escolar sushi last night, and later on, I gave her an orange slice!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.