Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
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