Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

Optimus Priming by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009

Optimus Priming 

While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.

"Thrust, you're optimus priming again!"

Optimus Priming by BRTT March 28, 2014

priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

priming the optimus by Carloslpz May 1, 2008

Optimus Primigger 

A black Optimus Prime

Someone: Look, that's the legendary Optimus Primigger!

Optimus Primigger by Bitctassnigga March 16, 2022