An acronym for "object of my affection". A term used to describe an individual with which you are affectionate. The word is non-gender specific, can be used by both males and females and does not specify the exact nature of the relationship other than that it is affectionate and something more than "just friends".
Stands for Out Of My Fucking Mind or Out Of My Ass, thought to be first used in the year 2009 when a student was too damn lazy to say the entire phrase.
Guy 1: This place is so dull
Guy 2: I know I'm bored oomfm.
It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...
Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!
Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!