Oned Erection

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Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

Oned Erection by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

onedirectionsexual

when you are only attracted to harry, niall, louis, liam and zayn.

person 1: bro I don’t find anyone else attractive in this world except from those 4 British boys and 1 Irish.
Person 2: you mean the one direction members?
Person 1: yeah! I think I’m onedirectionsexual

onedirectionsexual by tpwk-1D December 29, 2020

onedirectionsexual

When you are only attracted to the members of one direction. (zayn malik, harry styles, louis tomlinson, liam payne and niall horan)

P:“What’s your sexuality? I’m Gay.”
Y:“Sounds nice! I am Onedirectionsexual!”
P:“What’s that?“
Y:“Not many people know of it, but it basically just means I’m only attracted to the members of one direction!”
P:“Cool!“

onedirectionsexual by NIALLJAMESHORAN December 29, 2020

onedirectionsexual

When you are attracted to ONE DIRECTION

E: I’m onedirectionsexul they are all amazing

E: Louis is harrysexual, I am onedirectionsexual

onedirectionsexual by Kevinisfabules January 13, 2021

onedirectionaphobia

the fear of meaningless pop music

Oh my god turn it off I have onedirectionaphobia

onedirectionaphobia by ashley purdy's bitch November 12, 2013

Onedirectionsexual

A person who is attracted to the members of the british (irish) boyband 'One Direction'; Liam James Payne, Louis William Tomlinson, Niall James Horan, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.

A: I have a crush on this new guy.
B: Hm, I‘m just attracted to the guys from 1D.
A: Ah, so you are onedirectionsexual.

Onedirectionsexual by James_Corden January 6, 2021

onedirectionsexual

stop with these fake ass sexualities it's not a funny joke, it's just blatantly homophobic. just like dreamsexual, dracosexual and whatever else this generation comes up with

Person 1: I'm only attracted to One Direction, I think I'm onedirectionsexual
Person 2: bitch die, you homophobe *gives a life lesson*

onedirectionsexual by ella..tomlinson August 31, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026