Oned Erection 

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

Oned Erection by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

onedirectionsexual 

when you are only attracted to harry, niall, louis, liam and zayn.

person 1: bro I don’t find anyone else attractive in this world except from those 4 British boys and 1 Irish.
Person 2: you mean the one direction members?
Person 1: yeah! I think I’m onedirectionsexual

onedirectionsexual by tpwk-1D December 29, 2020

onedirectionsexual 

When you are only attracted to the members of one direction. (zayn malik, harry styles, louis tomlinson, liam payne and niall horan)

P:“What’s your sexuality? I’m Gay.”
Y:“Sounds nice! I am Onedirectionsexual!”
P:“What’s that?“
Y:“Not many people know of it, but it basically just means I’m only attracted to the members of one direction!”
P:“Cool!“

onedirectionsexual by NIALLJAMESHORAN December 29, 2020

onedirectionsexual 

When you are attracted to ONE DIRECTION

E: I’m onedirectionsexul they are all amazing

E: Louis is harrysexual, I am onedirectionsexual

onedirectionsexual by Kevinisfabules January 13, 2021

onedirectionaphobia 

the fear of meaningless pop music

Oh my god turn it off I have onedirectionaphobia

onedirectionaphobia by ashley purdy's bitch November 12, 2013

Onedirectionsexual 

A person who is attracted to the members of the british (irish) boyband 'One Direction'; Liam James Payne, Louis William Tomlinson, Niall James Horan, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.

A: I have a crush on this new guy.
B: Hm, I‘m just attracted to the guys from 1D.
A: Ah, so you are onedirectionsexual.

Onedirectionsexual by James_Corden January 6, 2021

onedirectionsexual 

stop with these fake ass sexualities it's not a funny joke, it's just blatantly homophobic. just like dreamsexual, dracosexual and whatever else this generation comes up with

Person 1: I'm only attracted to One Direction, I think I'm onedirectionsexual
Person 2: bitch die, you homophobe *gives a life lesson*

onedirectionsexual by ella..tomlinson August 31, 2021