ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
by NewportBenzo August 08, 2006
When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl
I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...
by lucid March 03, 2005
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
by Mary Slu January 22, 2006
Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
by MonikerZ October 20, 2011