When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021
“smells like a beach skunk”
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.
Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.
Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?
by notworthyofmanythings44632 February 16, 2021
All I want for Christmas is more beach days
by Muff8907 December 23, 2021
A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!
by imalwaysdown January 1, 2011