old folks

Hey what up bro? Nothin' much man I just had a huge fight with the old folks and I had to bounce out the crib for a min to cool off.

by brooklynne84 December 31, 2013

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old folks' home

A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.

And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.

Here's the actual account of what happened:

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!

by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011

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old folks home

Another way of saying "high" because old people are on alot of medicine that stoners are after

person 1:guys we should build a giant Fushigi!
person 2:did you go to the old folks home?

by mr.37 April 24, 2011

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old folks candy dish

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.

i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish

by fahh_qqqq August 19, 2013

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