Someone who thinks that Relic/Sierra care about his "Secret Decoder Ring".
An idler who in the lobby all day waiting for someone who beats him to log on so
that person can be called a cheater/quitter.
A
forum troll who likes to complain about
everything and nothing because he has no life/job.
A noob who makes plats no matter the map. His motto, "the bigger the map, the more plats I attack with."