orlando bloom 

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

orlando bloom by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005

Orlando Bloom 

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

Orlando Bloom is such a poser.

Orlando Bloom by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008

Orlando Bloom 

A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.

"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."

Orlando Bloom by DrDean April 27, 2009

Orlando Bloom 

An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.

All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.

Orlando Bloom by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004

orlando bloom 

English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.

Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"

Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"

Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"

orlando bloom by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

Orlando Bloom 

An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).

Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.

Orlando Bloom by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004

Orlando Bloom 

A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.

He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him

Orlando Bloom by Ryan Birney January 18, 2005