oj

1. Orange juice.

2. A way of saying "jack off" by taking the first two letter of each word (J & O) and switching them around. Often used in a way that makes it sound like it's referring to orange juice, but the receiver of the message knows what it really means.

1. I has a glass of OJ today. Real, normal OJ.

2. Dude, I had some OJ today. It was really pulpy and it felt great. I haven't had a glass for the longest time. The last part of the glass was just stunning.

by zaz April 10, 2005

oj

Commonly used by retards in video games that seem to believe, "oj", actually refers to the colour orange and not its real definition, "orange juice."

Idiot: "OJ WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL ME."
Orange: "Wtf is OJ?"

by Ym is @ my house March 11, 2008

oj

Just short for orange, especially in starcraft and other games!

oj, hurry up! oj, you suck!

by Eppoeh October 31, 2007

oj

means only joking
see example below

I was shouting at my sister but she know i was oj!

by dj-ejay conor August 13, 2006

oj

Short for Only Joking used between friends

1st person: You smell wierd today oj
2nd person: I know

by star_steph_17 July 8, 2006

oj

Street slang for rum.

Yeah! Pound that OJ back!

by person yo-yo May 30, 2005

oj

oh jesus. when your too lazy to type it out.

"OJ, I just blew my load on the wall."

by Brie October 17, 2004