The "Old Dirty G*din." An impressionable young
virgin who gets his naked ass smacked with his own belt by a filthy sloppy rolly polly girl on "amateur" night at the
local dive. Following the encounter he tells the audience he "could've had her," forever shedding his innocent skin and becoming the ODG. He goes home a new man. She goes home to spread her herpes with whomever says "
hello" to her next.