After adding an old friend on facebook, I got a message from his OAG: "Just wondering how you know him and why you're friends with him all of a sudden on Facebook when I've never heard of you before?"
Ordinary Average Guy. A phrase coined by Joe Walsh to define the state of millions of middle class, middle-aged men who have given up and embraced "the rut."
I'm an OAG; every Saturday I'm in my yard, mowin', grillin' and cleanin' up dog poo ( I sure hope it's hard).
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!