I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018
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Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”
by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018
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When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.
Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut
by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019
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