In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
by StoleTheCookies September 27, 2009
To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
by Mels 2 November 24, 2011
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by Karonaway November 9, 2007
When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.
by Mr.Rex September 1, 2008
It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.
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