A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
by ThatGuyOnTheInternet August 22, 2010
by Jason from B-Tec October 31, 2005
One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v
by Kristaa November 18, 2004
by sizzeth June 8, 2006
by buttcheeks mcgee October 11, 2005
Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.
Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.
Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.
Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."
by DIO-Brando May 31, 2006
"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"
by N/A July 25, 2003