International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
by Minecraft Master November 5, 2019
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National ask your crush out day. Don't be stoopid and overthink it, chances are they feel the same way :)
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by Thebigbanan November 4, 2019
Hey dude its November 5th.
What's on November 5th?
You haven't heard?!?!?!?! Only the best day of the year after Christmas
We smoke a phatty and get freaky ayeeee
What's on November 5th?
You haven't heard?!?!?!?! Only the best day of the year after Christmas
We smoke a phatty and get freaky ayeeee
by Lololol2436 November 5, 2019