A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
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The Beast of Level 5 is an cephalopedic humanoid who only appears to travelers with low sanity. It is debated if it actually exist outside of hallucinations.
Meet The Beast of Level 5, and you may never return.
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
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Annoying little shit that thinks they are all grown up because they are in middle school. They think they are the best creations ever and that they understand everything and know everything. They are so annoying and if you are in year 5 reading this, then get off urban dictionary because it is not really appropriate.
My friend: did you see that annoying little year 5?
Me: Omg yeah, they were ab as tall as my knee. Ugh they are soo annoying.
by violetisfruity June 16, 2021
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