How people in Northern Ireland refer to the wonderful little country that we live in. Made famous by the Kop at Windsor Park during home internationals.
Here mate, I was on haliday in Spain and ran into these fitbirds from back home. They were so excited to see someone from Norn Iron they sucked me off there and then.
Home to unionist pricks, IRA bomb sites and English army murder sites. also is fucking bullshit. Only go there to tell people that are protestants they are Irish.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."