nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

nooner

A sexual encounter usually during a lunch break.

What did you do for lunch??
I wen't home for a Nooner

by Bez32 April 30, 2006

nooner

mid day lunch hour fuck

i had a great nooner today

by Dan M May 1, 2003

nooner

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting

We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

nooner

According to Emma Pillsbury, "when you go out for dessert in the middle of the day!... Right?"

I'm gonna go out later to meet my husband for a nooner ;)

by alphajane March 29, 2011

nooner

A wheelie on a motorcycle.

Joe squid was pissed at the driver so he popped a fat nooner and blew past him.

by Joe Squid May 10, 2020

nooner

High Noon hard seltzer

Nothing better than pounding nooners with the boys

by Colonizer43 March 14, 2021