noof

one who is annoying or obnoxious; someone who is not funny; someone who doesn't sing well but still tries to sing; someone who has broken a bone in the foot; usually people who are named alex.

Hey guys look at that noof over there.

by BLocKyyy December 27, 2010

Noof

A penis fart.

Why did you noof in my face?

by Ty+Ky June 5, 2009

Noof

A derogatory synonym for the word retard, see also: downy

"Look at that guy there, he's acting like such a noof."

by Calco1 May 4, 2010

noof

a fuck nut and or dumbass

"yur a fuckin noof courtney "

by delehoya July 24, 2009

Noof

n.A dick fart; a male queef; the release of gas pressure built up in a penis, usually after sex.

v.The act of dick farting.

past: noofed
present: noof
progressive: noofing

John sat down on the toilet after having long strenuous sex and let out a noof.

or

Dude1: "Dude, did your dick just fart."
Dude2: "Yeah I noofed, no big deal."

or

A man grabs his crotch and covers it up as he let a noof squeeze out.

by Robust-a-nut October 6, 2008

Noof Naff

A retarded person, or some-one who acts retarded for no reason

*drops fork*
"god your such a noof naff"

by >>GoZoe<< March 9, 2010

Shammy in a Noof

A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina

I put the Shammy in a Noof.

by Goldeeennn June 12, 2019