Slang for a weapon in PlanetSide, the JackHammer, which is felt by all that don't use it; to be strongly unbalenced.
JH User: HEHE I PWNED YOU, U R TEH SUXXORS

Non-JH User: you have no skill you just use the noobhammer
by Scythan August 18, 2003
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Derived from the Jackhammer, a triple barrel shotgun in the game www.planetside.com that used to deal a massive amount of pwnage up close, as a triple barrel shotgun should.

It got nerfed into oblivion, now only newbtards that missed the patch notes and 1337 twitch kiddies keep using it.
OMFGWTFBBQ Noobhammer suxzor !!~TILDE!ONE
by SidVicious March 1, 2004
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1.) Noun. The bastardization of the word Jackhammer, a weapon from the game Planetside. Normally a term used by people who complain after being killed in a video game, also by people who cannot spell 'balanced.'
VS guy: OMFG this game is so unbalenced!!!!1! Every NC has one, how GAYHEY

Me: Just jump in your Magrider and go run over some people. That'll make you happy again.
by Manawski October 16, 2003
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about to get nerfed into non-existance. :(
OMG N3rf teh no0bHammir!!11!

.... but wait it is not overpowered at all in comparisom to all the other weapons 0_o
by Eld January 2, 2004
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An unfunny internet sensation with a dead channel that used to upload Sonic text-to-speech videos which likes anime traps.
- Did you watch those Sonic TTS videos?

- Yeah, my favorite channel was NoobHammer.
by Federico57 September 12, 2021
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