No Pockets

When you’re trying to flex on someone but really you broke as shit.

To have no blue faces to your name.

“Damn dude brought his girls buggy to work again instead of his Maro’?”

“He’s trying to save gas he gots No Pockets!”
“Let’s go to lunch?, nah I brought my lunch today.” -“No pockets!”

No Pockets by NeetzBeatzCheekz January 17, 2019

No No Pocket 

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.

Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*

No No Pocket by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

no pocket rage

the situation of finding out that your new clothes dont have any real pockets.

also deemed "no pocket frustration", or "no pocket drama."

"these pants have no pockets! neither does the hoodie! even worse! the hoodie has folds where the pockets should be! this is some serious no pocket rage, wtf!"

no pocket rage by Sprinkles91 September 29, 2021

Nick Nopockets 

A small fake Italian guy who breaks his freinds washing machine . He has no need for pockets due to his low credit score and no money . Pockets are used for wallets and money and Nicholas has neither . He resides in the PA area and can eat half a dozen pretzels in on sitting . He’s also a convicted felon who quits chess after losing one peice . Some might even say he’s a retard . That some is actually just me. I think he’s a retard . He’s basically a nobody . A nobody with no pockets .

Yo did you hear about nick nopockets ?

What the broke retard ?

Yes .

Nick Nopockets by Nickisbroke April 15, 2024