No Pockets

When you’re trying to flex on someone but really you broke as shit.

To have no blue faces to your name.

“Damn dude brought his girls buggy to work again instead of his Maro’?”

“He’s trying to save gas he gots No Pockets!”
“Let’s go to lunch?, nah I brought my lunch today.” -“No pockets!”

No Pockets by NeetzBeatzCheekz January 17, 2019

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No No Pocket

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.

Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*

No No Pocket by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

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no pocket rage

the situation of finding out that your new clothes dont have any real pockets.

also deemed "no pocket frustration", or "no pocket drama."

"these pants have no pockets! neither does the hoodie! even worse! the hoodie has folds where the pockets should be! this is some serious no pocket rage, wtf!"

no pocket rage by Sprinkles91 September 29, 2021

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Nick Nopockets

A small fake Italian guy who breaks his freinds washing machine . He has no need for pockets due to his low credit score and no money . Pockets are used for wallets and money and Nicholas has neither . He resides in the PA area and can eat half a dozen pretzels in on sitting . He’s also a convicted felon who quits chess after losing one peice . Some might even say he’s a retard . That some is actually just me. I think he’s a retard . He’s basically a nobody . A nobody with no pockets .

Yo did you hear about nick nopockets ?

What the broke retard ?

Yes .

Nick Nopockets by Nickisbroke April 15, 2024

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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