No Me 

This is the one and only comeback that may ever be powerful enough to destroy a no u comeback. It is considered the ultimate and final demise to all enemies. No counter attacks are possible.

"Your mom have the big gay"

"No u"

"No Me"-

*Opponent has been defeaten"

No Me by DaddyAM April 11, 2018

No me 

The power to permanently end the "no u" battle it is used on. This cannot be countered or reversed in any way. If this gets played on you, it's time to stop.

Tommy: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Tommy: no u
John: NO ME

No me by dead meme stupid February 8, 2019

no me 

It's used when you and some other dude are in the no u fight. No me ends it immediately.

Puggo:u gay
2can: no u
Puggo: no u
Puggo: no u
2can: no ME
Puggo: wtf?

no me by PoggoisPuggo. February 7, 2018

NO ME 

This is the absolute form of no u, the ultimate inter-galactic response to any kind of offensive words.

Bitchlasagna: your mom gaii
Intellectual: NO ME
Bitchlasagna: iyaaaaaa!!! *holds head with both hands and artistically screeching*

NO ME by Weaboo Gonzales March 14, 2018

No Me 

The term used in defense of the victim of a no u attack, thus taking the sexual connotation onto oneself instead of the victim; this saves their sexuality with a sacrifice of your own.

"Haha hey man this rap album is p bad."

"Bro ur mom gay"

(vigilante) "NO ME"

"Holy shit fam thanks for that save haha I was about to go total gay whew"

No Me by Astute Gentleman May 20, 2018

no me 

when someone boasts, you scream this

A: I'm the smartest person in the class, dumbass!
B: no me
A: (dies)

no me by a doorknob July 29, 2018

no me 

The best way to confuse your opponent in a no u battle
How people know you have yourself

Person 1: Your Stupid
Person 2: no u

Person 1: no u

Person 2: no u

Person 1: no me
Everyone in a 3 mile radius: - stunned-

no me by Trash_and_a_half December 5, 2018