Nipple Salad

A salad that includes a plentiful and diverse array of nipples tossed nicely with lettuce, tomatoes, and your choice of dressing.

Man I am hungry lets go get a nice big nipple salad.

Your nipples are really nice I want to toss them in my salad.

Nipple Salad by extremenip September 21, 2009

Nipple Salad

(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).

(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""

(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

"What?"

Or

"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"

"No, what?"

"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"

"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"

Nipple Salad by Anorexia4Penguins October 27, 2009

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.

Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.

Nipple Salad by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024