ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

dynamite ninja worship

A worship band a Cairn University.

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship

by Cohead14 September 24, 2023

dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce

Japanese tryhard name to scare players in games. There is a meme of that

Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players

Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"

by 0zKth December 12, 2022

Ninja Boy

1. One with the legendary ability to pass gas in a room full of people without being noticed.

2. A person of Indian heritage who looks to be of African descent.

1. I have never heard Frank fart. I believe he is a Ninja Boy.

2. I saw Isaiah eating curry. I think that he is a Ninja Boy.

by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 12, 2021

ninja tickle

when things are going casually, and a friend surprise tickles you with the speed and agility of a ninja.

NINJA TICKLE!!

by ab09307 December 15, 2010

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal February 25, 2014