Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009
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Japanese tryhard name to scare players in games. There is a meme of that
Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players

Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"
by 0zKth December 12, 2022
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1. One with the legendary ability to pass gas in a room full of people without being noticed.

2. A person of Indian heritage who looks to be of African descent.
1. I have never heard Frank fart. I believe he is a Ninja Boy.

2. I saw Isaiah eating curry. I think that he is a Ninja Boy.
by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010
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When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.
I ninja phoned myself last night.
by Hlsmyr52 December 12, 2021
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when things are going casually, and a friend surprise tickles you with the speed and agility of a ninja.
by ab09307 December 15, 2010
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When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party
Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.
by failureinfractal February 25, 2014
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