nigger nap

to not wake up from a nap or slumber unless you have a meal or a check ready for you.

Damn lazy nigger won't wake up from his nigger nap unless his ol mammy has one ready for him.

by eneo January 14, 2008

nigger nap

noun: an overly long nap taken after midday. Usually between 4 - 6 hours.

Since Jamal lost his job, he's been taking excessive nigger naps.

by beansz069 August 18, 2009

nigger nap

A nigger nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. It is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a piss. Be careful to not fall. Niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.

Hey James, I'm gonna go take a nigger nap. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I went to take a piss.

by Needles_Of_Agony November 10, 2007

nigger nap

A long-ass nap during which you get as much work done as a nigger does on an eight-hour shift.

Whiteman #1: Well shit, my boss caught me taking a nigger nap in my office the other day. I think he's gonna can me.
Whiteman #2: Don't worry, there's no one but niggers applying for management these days.

by John McCrary May 9, 2008

Nigger Nap

To do an excessive amount of Marijuana then fall asleep for a long time

Man, I'm gunna get high and take a nigger nap.

by fonde22 June 25, 2009

nigger nap

To steal things while you are sleeping, most of the time sleep walking.

"Where's Ice-T? I hear he has a Tupperware Par-T."

"No he's having a nigger nap instead."

by pew Beau April 21, 2008

Nigger Napalm

Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.

Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!

by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013