Skip to main content

nigger nap 

noun: an overly long nap taken after midday. Usually between 4 - 6 hours.
Since Jamal lost his job, he's been taking excessive nigger naps.
nigger nap by beansz069 August 18, 2009

nigger nap 

A nigger nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. It is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a piss. Be careful to not fall. Niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.
Hey James, I'm gonna go take a nigger nap. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I went to take a piss.
nigger nap by Needles_Of_Agony November 10, 2007

nigger nap 

A long-ass nap during which you get as much work done as a nigger does on an eight-hour shift.
Whiteman #1: Well shit, my boss caught me taking a nigger nap in my office the other day. I think he's gonna can me.
Whiteman #2: Don't worry, there's no one but niggers applying for management these days.
nigger nap by John McCrary May 9, 2008

Nigger Nap 

To do an excessive amount of Marijuana then fall asleep for a long time
Man, I'm gunna get high and take a nigger nap.
Nigger Nap by fonde22 June 25, 2009

nigger nap 

To steal things while you are sleeping, most of the time sleep walking.
"Where's Ice-T? I hear he has a Tupperware Par-T."

"No he's having a nigger nap instead."
nigger nap by pew Beau April 21, 2008

Nigger Napalm

Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.
Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!
Nigger Napalm by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
Next