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nigger magic 

An acronym for "nigger magic". This is an astounding ability that years of hard slacking develops. Eventually, experienced slackers don't have to study / attend lectures or participate in any activity that compromises their slacker integrity.

One just walks into an exam or test scenario when necessary and uses their "nigger magic" to correctly answer questions regarding topics that one has never seen or heard of and will never see or hear of again.
Shah: Yo I pulled some insane nigger magic on that last question, I derived the Laplace Transform from basic principles in a few minutes.

Mush: ROFL, it must've taken years for those mathematicians to figure it out.

nigger magic by NS Krew March 2, 2008

Nigger Magic 

A rare piece of magic known only to niggers. Nobody really knows what can specificaly do but it said that niggers can come to life. Although, they can only bring themselves back to life once. Niggers use thier magic to get in our schools, to get rights, and many in basketball. The niggers have never came out and said they have magic, but we know.
Nigger #1: I thought jamal got shot.

Nigger #2: Na man he used his Nigger Magic and came back to life.
Nigger Magic by Captain_Theode September 20, 2010

Nigger Magic 

1) Anything done by the black man to oppress the white man.

2) Anything you don't want to happen but eventually does.
Oh my god dude I just got banned on xbox. Hows that for some damn nigger magic.
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