An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.
usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.
by anabanana July 11, 2003
Get the New Zeland mug.Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.
Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:
Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.
None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.
Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian
There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.
Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:
Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.
None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.
Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian
There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.
Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!
moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!
idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!
moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.
moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!
idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!
moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.
by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006
Get the new zeland mug.A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
by little blue blob April 23, 2021
Get the New Zealand mug.An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
Get the schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant mug.When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
Get the New Zealand nut sack mug.When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
by BChewalski March 8, 2010
Get the new zealand safari mug.The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.
John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.
John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?
Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.
John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?
Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.
by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013
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