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New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway

New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected

New York Subway Station 

When a man and a woman put their buttholes together and one of them takes a crap into the other persons butthole.
Dude, I gave my girl a New York Subway Station last night and it gave her a quick orgasm.

new york subway face 

As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:

"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".

New York Subway Smash 

Due to the title of this one, it is only appropriate when performed in New York AND in a Subway... now... we can proceed... Ths New York Subway Smash... is when doing a girl doggy style or giving her the LDFDB on the subway.. she should be holding on to the rails at this point... when almost reaching climax she should loosen her grip reach for the emergency break ultimately smashing her bitchass through the window
I don't like that dirty bitch so I gave her the new york subway smash

New York City subway 

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.