Nean 

Being Nice to a person by being Mean.

person1: Hey! don't be mean with him!
person2:i am not being mean i am being "Nean"
person1:...

Nean by vampirezeke February 24, 2018

Nean 

The act of being a person who is nice by being mean.telling them bluntly not to do something to avoid disappointment

I wasn’t being rude I was being mean.
I am neither nice or mean I am nean.

Nean by DJPJ291 November 1, 2020

nean 

From the Flashligh brigade, i dirty old woman who has obsessions with kings of conveniance and lots of senior moments
aka
neanbean
baneaner
sneanky

Nean is really old
Neaner what are you doing today
Answer
Erlend oye

nean by Jenny January 18, 2005

Nean 

A person who looks younger than they are.

"Yo have you seen that guy Vineel?"
"Yeah he has so much facial hair and is so manly, he definitely isn't a NEAN"

Nean by Not a nean November 11, 2019

Nean 

A person that is nice but tries to be cool by saying I AM NEAN cuz they be hella mean as well.

Raquel to barbie: LOOK AT ME BARBIE, I AM SO “NEAN”
*barbie be like: wtf

Nean by I am a bell June 6, 2022

nean 

Naive or dumb

Vihaan is being very nean

nean by NEANcreator June 8, 2022

nean mugging

Mean mugging by individuals who resemble neanderthalls.

While sitting in our car, outside a very rural school, passing students were nean mugging us.

nean mugging by oompaloompadoopitydoo January 13, 2009