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National Virginism

National Virginism is an extremist right wing political ideology based on national socialism. The ideology focuses on uniting a strong totalitarian virgin government ruled by virgins. National Virginsists believe that virgins are the best type of people in the world and they are more superior than Non-Virgins. They think virgins are being oppressed and mistreated by non-virgins, so they classify Non-Virgins to be sub-human creatures that should be killed and wiped off the planet. Non-virgins are to be sent to a famous death camp called the 'virschwitz', where they will be forced into harsh labor and later executed. This extremist ideology aims to ban sexual activity and pornography as it is related to losing virginity. Losing Virginity in a National Virginist society is considered a crime which is punishable by death and it's frowned upon by many Virginists. The ideology DOES support things like economic freedom and markets, militarisation, protecting virginity, exploitation and virgin rights . Being a virgin is an honor not a privilege, virgins should be proud who they are and respect each person's virginty.
National Virginism by Virgin führer December 23, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012