National Joseph Day
The 1st Of November is the day Joseph Jordan was born. On this day we will celebrate all things Joseph
National Joseph Day by Josephj420 October 31, 2022
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National Joseph Day
You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
National Joseph Day by The Writer of Urban Dictionary March 23, 2022
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