national beat up day

beat down for 1 minute straight

hey bro it’s national beat up day

by ZeroeXX November 5, 2019

National beat Thomas day

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass

I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day

by National _____ day !! April 18, 2020

National Beat Children Day

The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.

ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"

"What?"

KILL THE CHILDREN

by ManWhoHatesChildren October 12, 2020

National beat Jordan day

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019

National beat Ernesto day

On March 21st, throw hands at your local Ernesto from behind. Knock 'em senseless. Pray he has good insurance.

Oh shit Cecile, it's National beat Ernesto day! GET ERNESTO'S ASS!

by Frozenko March 21, 2021

national beat men day

on april 29 we will beat men

"oh look its april 29,its national beat men day!"

by yourlocalfeminist April 21, 2021

National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021