National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”
Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”
Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”
by sillygoose400 August 27, 2022
The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.
It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.
It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.
It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?
Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
by FBGMTGMBAM March 6, 2022
On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too
by JaskoDoubleCool October 17, 2019
May 27th is National fight a bitch day!
Do you wanna fight a whore you have hated the most in this world? Well today is your lucky day because you can fight that whore now!
Do you wanna fight a whore you have hated the most in this world? Well today is your lucky day because you can fight that whore now!
"Bro there has been so many fights today whats up with these people!" "It because its national fight a bitch day!" "Hold my stuff bro"
by ACB_SMS April 22, 2019
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her
Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣
This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me
Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣
This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me
by Tasia M. April 15, 2019
World national bitch day is a holiday that falls on march 7th every year. Anyone born on this day automatically receives the legal name of a "bitch"
Guy 1) did you know that march 7th is world national bitch day
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch
by Hooded_wolf March 17, 2021