Nardo

An unbearable arrogant self-centered freak whose existence is marked by the search of a hot chilly vixen to make him feel Mr. Know-it-all in control.......at least for a while.

"Nardos are like mosquitos: nobody looks for them, they come to piss you off...and to bad nardos will never be wiped out" - Kaze Xoor

by Naty December 11, 2003

Nardo

An individual named Brian living in Atlanta, Georgia who was the first individual "shot" in a paint ball game circa 1991. Short for "Crispus Bernardo.:

"Dude, you totally just shot Nardo."

by D-Train May 26, 2004

nardo

One of the least favorite nicknames of Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of the rock band TOOL.

Man, Maynard hates when you refer to him as Nardo!

by d33k November 12, 2006

Nardo

Another term for nerd

Preston, did you see that kid? He is a total nardo

by Matt1990bby September 24, 2008

nardo

to have sperm inside your asshole, while you have diarrhea, the mix of cum and liquid shit in someones anus will be a nardo.

bro i totally nardo'd that girl last night

by Mrjirjawi August 29, 2020

Nardo

when you talk shit about shit, just talking smack.

"i just won the lottery"

ur doing a nardo.

by nardo April 24, 2012

Nardo

A fancy way to say nerd

Ew you nardo. Back off unless you want to help me with my homework.

by That.kiddd.maddie March 13, 2017