Nap Crap Mouth Share definition Flag When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy. Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth! Nap Crap Mouth by Titty McDick May 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Nap Crap Mouth mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch