Nuker

Slang for a microwave oven.

Rufus heated up last night's pizza in the nuker.

by Johnny MacD December 11, 2017

Nuker

(n) A character in an online game that has a class/profession/job/etc. which focuses on spell that delivers massive damage (a nuke). These casters generally live in a symbiotic relationship with a Tank to work effectively.

"/info Good group of Tanks looking for a decent nuker, pst"

by fourtimesasec January 23, 2004

nuker

Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.

Frozen Burritos? Pop 'em in the nuker!

by Marc May 27, 2004

Nuker

A variety of teenagers. A nuker is someone who goes to parties constantly, dips, and drinks on a regular basis. A nuker is usually very loud and assumes everyone is his friend, but talks shit behind everyones back. 90% of most prep schools are nukers, where as 40% of public school students are nukers. As wealth goes up, Nukage goes up.

John: Did you go to that party at Jessie's?
Alec: Nah only nukers went to that shit.

by doobieKING February 14, 2012

Nuker

Nuker (noun) 1. a person with a tight ass that causes ejaculation. 2. a heat-seeking meat missile, a.k.a. penis.

That was quite a fuck. He's got quite a nuker.
I want to rain destruction on your ass with my nuker.

by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020

nuker

a word to describe good marijuana
Slang for weed, usually said around Thorold.

person 1 - I picked up weed this morning, but it's shit.
Person 2 - well, I copped some nuker.

by raptor robbo January 04, 2008

Nuker

A Nuker is another term for a New Castle brown ale. Hence an explosion of goodness in your mouth.

Can u pass me one of them mighty fine nukers from the cooler.

by Grazziano July 25, 2006