Menstrual Myrtle

Someone who is being overly grumpy and rude (essentially a bitch).

menstrual negative nancy debbie downer myrtle

- There's no fucking glasses.
- Try the dishwasher.
Oh, for God's sake! Right, we're going out.
- Out where? - I don't care.
Outside.
Out of here.
Fucking hell, I'll buy you a new glass if you're going to be such a menstrual Myrtle about it.

by YoungestOfTheThree January 31, 2020

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myrtle grove

a shitty school with alot of bitches and alot of sexually excited kids

myrtle grove a shitty school

by loser shit324 April 12, 2016

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Myrtle Street

A disaster zone; a complete and utter mess; a place where something bad is happening or has happened in the past; a place where you definitely don't want to go

Two hours unsupervised and the kids had turned the house into Myrtle Street.

by Bemt August 25, 2006

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mass myrtling

a mass myrtle occurs while renting a house in myrtle beach. clear out the kitchen area, pack in a bunch of drunk people (clothing optional), blast 90s hiphop and spray Dawn dish detergent all over the tile floor. take the water from the sink to get everyone wet and soaped up, and during the mayhem the designated Mass Myrtler opens numerous containers of red Crystal Light powder and throws it on everyone. When everyone is slipping around, flopping on the ground covered in red and liquid soap, you have performed a successful mass myrtle. Bonus points if someone gets Jenn-Oed.

6'7 Kevin: "man last night there was a tragic mass myrtling of 12 that occurred in the kitchen"

PJ Luperson: "awesome, now how's about some a shot circle with Old Crow you myrtle boatin' sumbitch."

by Dot Dick Bradmyrtle June 28, 2006

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Myrtle Beach

The Shit-hole of South Carolina. Full of assholes and prostitutes. It smells of shit and Vodkatinis. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go anywhere near this city. It will rub off on you and all your friends will disown you. You will also marry a woman named steve and get the "Hard Fucking" every night.

Kirk: How was Myrtle Beach?

Shaun: It was a shit-hole and smelled like Vodkatinis for some reason. And all of my friends stopped talking to me... Wasn't the best time ever.

Kirk: Sounds like it...

....

Steve: Shaun Sweety, come back to bed... I'm horny and want your sweet butthole.

Shaun: No. Not in the butt. No! Not in the butt! OH! YES! YES IN THE BUTT! YES IN THE BUTT! OH God! OH JEEZ! OH! OH! I'm Gonna Orgasm! Oh God! OH Jeez! OH GOD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

by Threat Level Midight May 23, 2010

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