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Mute Grab 

A masturbatory technique. For a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. The increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. This style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.
My new Penthouse came in the mail yesterday--I pulled a hammy when I went for a mute grab!
Mute Grab by Crotchy McGrady May 15, 2008
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Mute Grab 

A masturbatory technique. For a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. The increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. This style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.
My new Penthouse came in the mail yesterday--I pulled a hammy when I went for a mute grab!
Mute Grab by Crotchy McGrady May 14, 2008

Ollie mute Grab

Saketeboard trick consisting in popping the board's tale, crawling your front foot upwards, and grabbing the board with your front hand. Be careful not to put your hand bewtween your legs but kneel down your front foot and then grabbing the board.
Mute man did the best mute ollies back in the infamous "Subidita" bank. Gnarly.
Ollie mute Grab by Ripper October 22, 2003

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026