Mustard

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

by Phaenixdrools March 21, 2007

Mustard

Yellow glotch that some people like to put on their food. It often comes in a yellow thing with a nozzle on it.

by blii February 20, 2003

Mustard

A term used to describe people of Asian nationality.

Look at that Mustard's car.

by tron February 17, 2005

Mustard

it supposedly means you have a juicy dick.. and is most commonly held on a name that starts with an S or D. If you get your hands on one of those than be sure to get in their pants as soon as possible!

That sam he must have a Mustard

by justin.yomamma February 15, 2011

Mustard

The only approved condiment for a bratwurst.

That fat German guy yelled at the young man that put ketchup on his brat. He said ‘You must use Mustard on a Brat, ya num-nut’.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

Mustardization

In relation to Corrosion - the change of colour of rust from a light red to a dark red colour

The corrosion on the Tank has mustardized, The mustardization of the rust has indicated a change in the intergrity of the tank

by Revric July 28, 2011

Mustarded

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006