mustard plug

a totally kick ass ska band that no one has heard of. if you ask people if they listen to mustard plug, they look at you as if you had the word "dumbass" stamped on your forehead.

i love skanking to mustard plug!

by spartan73 January 15, 2006

mustard plug

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

by jukaswo November 6, 2007

mustard plug

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.

The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

mustard plug

when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns

johnny gave that nasty ho with a yeast infection a mustard plug

by dominick July 11, 2008

mustard plug

The act of tongueing the ass of a lover with diarrhea.

She admittedly ate Taco Bell before our date, and as it turned out, I gave her the ol' mustard plug the next morning.

by Joe Dugger May 4, 2005

Mustard Plugged

The act of having an object shoved into the urethra of a male by his lover.

Johnny asked Mary to be kinky so she mustard plugged him.

by SK1991 October 10, 2011

Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.

by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015