Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006

loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011