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Mule Dick 

A completely useless person.

Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.
HR messed up my paycheck again. What a bunch of mule dicks.
Mule Dick by nautonnier April 28, 2009

dick mule 

1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.

2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.

3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
I love Jenny she is such a dick mule!

She's kinda ugly but MAN is she a dick mule.
dick mule by Drizzol October 12, 2010

mule dicking 

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.
"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."
mule dicking by Keegasaur July 23, 2014
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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