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Mule Dick 

A completely useless person.

Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.
HR messed up my paycheck again. What a bunch of mule dicks.
Mule Dick by nautonnier April 28, 2009

dick mule 

1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.

2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.

3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
I love Jenny she is such a dick mule!

She's kinda ugly but MAN is she a dick mule.
dick mule by Drizzol October 12, 2010

mule dicking 

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.
"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."
mule dicking by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026