Mulaw

Strong , confident , handsome man , loves putting people first , loves staying close to home and has a good eye for sports

Mulaw is a name

by GetTheHat November 22, 2021

Mulaw

Strong , confident , handsome man , loves putting people first , loves staying close to home and has a good eye for sports

Mulaw is a name

by GetTheHat November 22, 2021

Mulatto Perm

A mix of perm and undercut, popularized by Soundcloud rappers, usually worn by black people, mulattos and white zoomers who want to act and look like black people.

-I sweat to God, every Gen Z kid has a Mulatto Perm.

by karqz August 11, 2021

John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

malawa

malawa means bitch or prostitute in swahili

that girl is such malawa

by shanz0777 October 4, 2010

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

by MotharChod June 13, 2018