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Mrs. Claus Vagina 

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself
Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina
Mrs. Claus Vagina by T and H December 16, 2010

Mrs Claus 

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows
Mrs Claus is watching MTV
Mrs Claus by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Dirty Mrs Claus 

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
Dirty Mrs Claus by JMNS December 22, 2023

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs
Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause
mrs santa clause by R9ckruff December 4, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026